Review of a Toddler’s Pretend Restaurant
God, this just sounds like a crappy, crappy place to eat. If it were up to me, I'd have the place shut down immediately.
Pretty In Mink Calendar
Coming soon to a Republican's office near you: Pretty in Mink, the conservative pin-up calendar featuring Ann Coulter and friends in fur.
They remind me of that Will Ferrell Sears photo, except with a dose of animal cruelty.
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Prince William’s Penis
Poor guy gets caught taking a piss and the next thing you know, it's all over the Internet! Obviously NSFW.
More at the source.
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Saved By Zero Kills
Saved by Zero. When you watch it, you WILL die. Created by an art director, an after effects guy, and two writers who LOATHE this commercial.
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Growing Mustaches for Charity
Culture Buzz
Mustache For Kids challenges “Growers” to raise pledges for their mustaches during “Growing Season” from mid-November to mid-December.
Before you dismiss that scuzzy moustache-lipped hipster as just another annoying Black Lips clone, remember that there are sometimes really good reasons to grow a mustache! I'll be starting a Skinny Jeans for Cervical Cancer Awareness chapter pretty soon.
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Movie Anagrams
Worth1000 just held a contest to recreate movie posters based on an anagram of the title. The results are a lot funnier than you would expect from a frickin' anagram contest.
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List Of Lists, 2008
Rex Sorgatz's annual listfest has commenced, with early year-end lists already starting to pile up.
Only the People sexiest men list has made it so far, but we can hope some of the alternatives will, too. Keep checking back for more.
Amy Winehouse Dead
Someone over at ONTD found this picture of Amy Winehouse dead. No, she's not really dead, it's a sculpture by Italian artist Marco Perego.
But in all seriousness, I could see this happening…soon.
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Alternative “Sexiest Man” Lists
Culture Buzz
So People thinks Hugh Jackman is currently the sexiest man out there. Who else we got?
Barack Obama, Robert Downey Jr. and Trace Adkins are other options, if Jackman doesn't float your boat. Apparently people like David Beckham, too.
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10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60-Years-Old
A 20-year-old model was photographed as if she were 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60 years old. She kind of looks like Cindy McCain as she gets older.
Brokencyde “Freaxxx”
This band is like if Insane Clown Posse decided to become a boy band. If you like this, I think their EP is exclusively available at a Hot Topic near you.
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Beer Hoodie
It's a hoodie, it's a beer. It's a beer in a hoodie. Now you can keep your hands free (and toasty!) and your beer cool while you watch the game.
Customize it with your favorite sports team, logo, or saying — like the classic, “I see drunk people.”
‘Worst Day of My Life’
The setup: “It was a pajama party for the girls, and they were going to watch the finals of American Idol. The two singers in the final were David Cooker and David Archuleta. The girls were all fans of David A. They hoped he would win. You can imagine their disappointment when they learned that the other David had won! Check out the girl in orange; she makes it all worth it.”
The Real Shaq Twitter
Sports Buzz
You can now sign up for the authentic Shaq Twitter, as opposed to the fake Twitter than inspired Shaq to start his own.
“Somebody out there was trying to use my language and trying to speak for me,” says Shaq, so “I thought I’d do it myself.” The Twitter is actually Shaq texting, so now you can help Shaq make lunch decisions (note: do not pick McDonalds. Shaq is on a diet.)
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Collection of Songs That Get Stuck in Your Head
Music Buzz
Let's create a collection of songs that are impossible to get out of your head. I'm aware that this could be used for evil, but it could also be a resource for people who have one song driving them crazy and want to find a better one to replace it.
OK, fine, maybe it's just evil. Add the most insanely catchy song you can think of below.
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Nobody Likes Bush
Watch as every world leader at the G20 Summit declines to shake President George Bush's hand during a group photo op.
As CNN's Rick Sanchez puts it, this is almost sad.
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Henry Waxman
Politics Buzz
In a secret ballot vote, California Rep. Henry A. Waxman has dethroned longtime Energy and Commerce Chairman John Dingell, upending a seniority system that has governed Democratic politics in the House for decades.
The world is being turned upside its head! In a good way. This is considered a win for environmentalists and a big defeat for the auto industry.
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Blowjobs As Performance Art
Woman performs fellatio on a microphone during an art opening. Surprisingly musical in an ambient sort of way.
It's strange that people actually listen to this sort of music without the added visuals of a girl blowing a microphone.
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Perpetual Motion
Tech Buzz
Another build-something puzzle game with innumerable solutions: your task is to keep a ball constantly in motion given the tools at your discretion.
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Pirates of Infamy
Culture Buzz
As a crisis spreads across our oceans, it is important to maintain some piracy perspective.
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